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Dear CyberSurfer,

The constitution of love we order from a kiss. Enabes the mighty hug and promise please you, but please one kiss.

Article One: The statement of love ( The kiss )...

* On the cheek = Just friends

* On the neck = I want you

* On the hand = I adore you

* Anywhere else... dont get carried away!

* Playing with your hair = I cant live without you

Article Two:

* Girls: If a boy shows untoward advances ( gets fresh ) slap him!

* Boys: If a girl slaps you kiss her!

* Girls and Boys: Close your eyes, dont stare, it's rude!

Article Three:

* Thou shalt not ask for a kiss.

* Thou shalt not take a kiss.

* Thou shalt kiss at every oppertunity.

* Thou shalt not squeeze too hard.

Article Four:

After reading this you are duty bound to kiss the person who gave it to you... If they are of the opposite sex ( and I sincerely hope they are ). Once you have received this you must keep it ( bookmark it or print it out or something )...

Now you must:

* Pass this on to seven people within seven days

* Sign the guestbook to prove you were here =-)

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

This is roughly the same as something that has apparently been going around since 1887 ish.

I deliberately left out the bad luck stuff coz its Immature, irresponsible and to the best of my knowledge illegal.